(Source: rhymingtruths, via disneyyandmore)
It is 5 am I am in the parking lot of magic mountain and I wanna go the fuck home
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
(via madmagicalmusicbox)
idc what u say, space jam is a masterpiece. how do u put nba legend michael jordan and fuckin bugs bunny together and not have a masterpiece? exactly
(via borinq)
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(via moriarty)
(Source: theinviciblekev, via sherleck)
Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made
HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN EVEN DO THIS, THIS IS MAGIC AND WONDER AND YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN VAST SUMS OF MONEY AS A BRIBE TO KEEP YOU FROM BUILDING AN UNDERGROUND SUPERVILLAIN LAIR.
(via girlwithg0ldeyes)
(via shelleygoesquack)
